Monday, March 5, 2007

THE POTATO

Well, Girl Potato Mrs. Potato Headand Boy Potatomr potato head

had eyes for each other,

and finally they got married,

and had a little sweet potato,

which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time,

they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going out

and getting half-baked,

so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,

and get a bad name for herself like

'Hot Potato,'

and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. 

Yam said not to worry,

no Spud would get her into

the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand

she wouldn't stay home

and become a Couch Potato either. couch potato couch potato

She would get plenty of exercise

so as not to be skinny
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like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe ,

Mr.  1997 Mr Potato Head.JPGand Mrs. PotatoMrs. Potato Head told Yam

to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland . 

And the greasy guys from France

called the French Fries.

And when she went out west,

to watch out for the Indians

so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on

the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate

with those high class Yukon Golds,

or the ones from the other side of the tracks

who advertise their trade

on all the trucks that say,
Jason Robs the Frito-Lay Factory! ...
'Frito Lay.'

Mr.1997 Mr Potato Head.JPG and Mrs. PotatoMrs. Potato Head sent Yam to Idaho P.U.

(that's Potato University )

so that when she graduated

she'd really be in the Chips.37MV - Frito Lay End 2.jpg ...

But in spite of all they did for her,

one-day Yam came home and announced

she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!

Mr.1997 Mr Potato Head.JPG and Mrs. Potato Mrs. Potato Headwere very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't

possibly marry Tom Brokaw

because he's just.......

Are you ready for this?


Are you sure?


OK! Here it is!

 

 

 


A COMMON TATER

12 comments:

lisa41076 said...

Awwwwwwww Barbara how adorable !!!!!!!!!! Love Ya Lisa XO

lsfp1960 said...

that a cute (and clean) one !   Thanks for sharing....Linda in Washington state

ukgal36 said...

LOL!!!!
Lyn

emabecmar said...

this was cute. (((((((hugs)))))))
Love,
Cindy

randlprysock said...

So funny!!!  Thanks for sharing!!  Hope you are doing good!  Love the graphics.  Have seen this one somewhere once before ages ago but it still makes me laugh.  Hugs,
Lisa

radar446 said...

HAHAHAHA, that was cute!

Greg

hunybea4him said...

lmbo.. thanks so much for the laugh today!

Much Love,
Mary

plieck30 said...

I've read this before but it didn't have the cute little graphics with it. It is so cute. Paula

am4039 said...

lol very funny.

fasttrack58 said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! That's a good one! love your little graphics!
Linda :)

mrsm711 said...

Very Cute Entry.  LOL.   :)
http://journals.aol.com/mrsm711/LatteDah/     Tracy

tpiez4me said...

Now THAT was great!