Friday, April 25, 2008

truths

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. Like this: It could be a right number.

13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)

18. Money can't buy happiness - but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

19. After 50 if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

20. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

9 comments:

tpiez4me said...

Barbara I am so glad to "see" that you are doing well...keeping up your spirits.  Love those pics of Rick and Sadie.  Now let's see the Brindle Barbie hair!!!
Love you girlfriend!
Sharon

lifes2odd said...

This is great!!!
Martha :-)

cuteallison1980 said...

I like this entry a lot.  So much of this truly are truths.  About number 19, I hope when I get to that age I won't be dead or have aches lol.  Have a happy weekend. : )

Allison

plieck30 said...

Good ones. Paula

buggieboo1 said...

these were all good but 4 & 6 were 2 of my favs!!!


~~~Make It A Great Day~~~
Sharon
http://journals.aol.com/buggieboo1/ImASurvivor/

lv2trnscrb said...

#6 is so true

all great truths

betty

emabecmar said...

lol, loved this. have a great weekend. (((((((Hugs))))))))
Love,
Cindy

jckfrstross said...

have a wonderful weekend

Deb

mtrib2 said...

They say the truth will set you free - it explains a lot of things also.    ha, ha,   I enjoyed reading them.    mark