Tuesday, January 8, 2008

CHUCKLE FOR YOU

A burglar breaks into a house. He starts shining his light around looking for valuables. Some nice things catch his eye, as he reaches for them, he hears, "Jesus is watching you." Startled, the burglar looks for the speaker. Seeing no one, he keeps putting things in his bag, again, he hears, "Jesus is watching you." This time, he sees a parrot.

 

"Who are you?" the burglar asks.

 

"Moses," the bird replied.

 

"Who the heck would name a bird Moses?" the man laughed.

 

"I dunno," Moses answered," I guess the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

 

6 comments:

nay0114 said...

LOL... good one.
Take care and Hugs, Chrissie

am4039 said...

lol good one.

lv2trnscrb said...

LOL; thanks for the morning laugh, Barbara, I hope you have an awesome day!

fasttrack58 said...

I love this one!
Linda :)

randlprysock said...

Good one!!! LOL!!  ROTF (Rolling on the floor)
Hugs,
Lisa

ma24179 said...

I heard this one before, love it! -Missy