Friday, December 29, 2006

Time To Make The Donuts

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He
looks into his small bowl. It is empty.

"Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into
his big bowl, and it is also empty.

"Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells,

"How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was
Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house,
it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the
dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear
who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was
Momma Bear who set the table, it was Momma Bear who put the cat
out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and,
now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-butts downstairs, and grace
Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, 'cause I'm only
going to say this one more time:

'I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET!!'"

4 comments:

pharmolo said...

Classical, Barbara :-D)

fasttrack58 said...

Oh this is a good one!! LOL!
Linda :)

emabecmar said...

lol, I loved this. ((((((hugs))))))
Cindy

rayne1123 said...

so cute!  lol
noelle