Sunday, October 1, 2006

Emilys Baby Adlib

I asked each person there for a word, a location etc. and this is how our story turned out... An Adventure in Birthing
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Emily stopped everything she was doing when she felt

a sudden painful contraction in her nose. Of course,

the first thing she did was go to the football field and jump, to keep her mind off of the discomfort.


When the contractions became more frequent, David
suggested that she love, till she knew for sure if

she was in labor. She speedily declined. She

was sure it was time to go to  Heaven and give

birth to her fat_ baby.


Before leaving she called the teacher and said she

would be leaving right after she talked. Within

32 minutes of hanging up the phone, she was tothe point

where she could not even run during a

contraction. When David walked into the

nursery and saw her on her hands and knees

wiggling, he said “we are going NOW!” and quickly packed

up the truckand got everything ready.


The drive to  Heaven was fast_.

When Emily arrived, the teacher_ examined

her. She was ___172_ cms dilated and the baby's

____ear______ was right there. The teacher suggested she try learning through a few contractions.

It worked! Her shotgun broke. _22___ more pushes and a loud "David!!!" later, the baby was born.


Baby Aiden Jacob was so perfect, with a

delicious Thumb, and 38 fingers

and toes. Everyone noticed immediately that the baby had his/her

father's belly and his/her mother's

pinkie. He weighed _3___ pounds,

13_ounces and was 7 inches long.

Now I am going to press save before I lose it again!!!!

Barbara

10 comments:

lsfp1960 said...

Too funny !!!  I bet everyone was hysterical.  Sounds like you had a great time.   Linda in Washington  

lifes2odd said...

LOL!! That was good!

ally123130585918 said...

that is so funny ~ I love those sort of games ~ Ally

nana0014 said...

Barbara,
You're so silly.
Take care, Chrissie

plieck30 said...

How cute! Paula

rbrown6172 said...

lol  how funny.  those are fun to do, aren't they??  sounds like you guys had a great time.
gina

lv2trnscrb said...

what a cute story!! I bet she'll enjoy reading it to baby Aiden in years to come :)

betty

mtrib2 said...

Was that 'football field' the one choosen by her HMO,  lol .     mark

am4039 said...

LOL what a great idea and it turned out great.

queenb8261 said...

How cute.
Barb