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Emily stopped everything she was doing when she felt
a sudden painful contraction in her nose. Of course,
the first thing she did was go to the football field and jump, to keep her mind off of the discomfort.
When the contractions became more frequent, David suggested that she love, till she knew for sure if
she was in labor. She speedily declined. She
was sure it was time to go to Heaven and give
birth to her fat_ baby.
Before leaving she called the teacher and said she
would be leaving right after she talked. Within
32 minutes of hanging up the phone, she was tothe point
where she could not even run during a
contraction. When David walked into the
nursery and saw her on her hands and knees
wiggling, he said “we are going NOW!” and quickly packed
up the truckand got everything ready.
The drive to Heaven was fast_.
When Emily arrived, the teacher_ examined
her. She was ___172_ cms dilated and the baby's
____ear______ was right there. The teacher suggested she try learning through a few contractions.
It worked! Her shotgun broke. _22___ more pushes and a loud "David!!!" later, the baby was born.
Baby Aiden Jacob was so perfect, with a
delicious Thumb, and 38 fingers
and toes. Everyone noticed immediately that the baby had his/her
father's belly and his/her mother's
pinkie. He weighed _3___ pounds,
13_ounces and was 7 inches long.
Now I am going to press save before I lose it again!!!!