Thursday, November 16, 2006

Just Joking

Thanksgiving Riddles and Jokes

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
?Pilgrims

Which cat discovered America?
?Christofurry Columbus

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
?Because they never learned good table manners!

What key has legs and can't open doors?
?A Turkey Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
?Because everything is marked down after the holidays

What has feathers and webbed feet?
?A turkey wearing scuba gear

  How can you send a turkey through the post office?
?Bird class mail

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
?Because April showers bring Mayflowers

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
?He got the stuffing knocked out of him

Why did the turkey cross the road?
?It was the chicken's day off

  Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
?Because he had the drumsticks

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Waddle
Waddle who?
?Waddle I do if you don't open the door?

What do you call a dumb gobbler?
?A jerky turkey

What sound does a space turkey make?
?Hubble, hubble, hubble

What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything?
?A smirky turkey

Why did the man invest in feathers?
?He heard the stock market was going down

What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
?French flies

What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
?Beets me

How do you make gold soup?
?Just throw in fourteen carrots (carats)

 

 


5 comments:

firestormkids04 said...

Thank you so much!  I needed a giggle this morning . . . yes it's still morning for me.  I'm sorry about the sing off - do it again real soon and I will go vote!  Your voice is lovely.  Blessings,  Penny http://journals.aol.com/firestormkids04/FromHeretoThere

queenb8261 said...

Very punny.  LOL   I will have to remember some of these to tell the girls.
Hugs, Barb  

lisa41076 said...

Barbara, those are too funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Thanksgiving to you my sweet friend, Love You Lisa

emabecmar said...

LOL, Loved them. (((((((hugs))))))))))
Cindy

plieck30 said...

Cute ones. Thanks for sharing, Paula