Sunday, November 5, 2006

Got MIlk?

GOT MILK?
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed, "she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.

You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandmother, but I'm glad I came."

13 comments:

radar446 said...

Didn't see that coming.  HAHAHAHA

Greg
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mrsm711 said...

ROFLMAO.  To think I was reading that out load to my family.  Too funny!
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queenb8261 said...

Oldie but goodie.
Barb  

randlprysock said...

LOL!!  
Lisa

rjet33 said...

ROFL, Barbara!  Hee............

Blessings!~

Susan

fasttrack58 said...

Oh my gosh, laughed out loud at that one....
Linda :)

rbrown6172 said...

lol  i didn't see that one coming!!
gina

ally123130585918 said...

that is a funny one ~ lol ~ Ally

rayne1123 said...

LOL! THAT IS GREAT!
THANKS
NOELLE

am4039 said...

LMAO funny stuff

annm355 said...

NICE AND FUNNY STORY

valphish said...

:-O!!!!!! xox
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winivere2002 said...

What's his address and is he single?