Sunday, November 5, 2006

Got MIlk?

GOT MILK?
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed, "she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.

You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandmother, but I'm glad I came."

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Didn't see that coming.  HAHAHAHA

Greg
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Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO.  To think I was reading that out load to my family.  Too funny!
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Anonymous said...

Oldie but goodie.
Barb  

Anonymous said...

LOL!!  
Lisa

Anonymous said...

ROFL, Barbara!  Hee............

Blessings!~

Susan

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, laughed out loud at that one....
Linda :)

Anonymous said...

lol  i didn't see that one coming!!
gina

Anonymous said...

that is a funny one ~ lol ~ Ally

Anonymous said...

LOL! THAT IS GREAT!
THANKS
NOELLE

Anonymous said...

LMAO funny stuff

Anonymous said...

NICE AND FUNNY STORY

Anonymous said...

:-O!!!!!! xox
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Anonymous said...

What's his address and is he single?