Thursday, September 21, 2006

In the begining....

Science and the Bible

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore.  Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning.'" 

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God. 

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man." 

"Well, that's interesting. Show Me." 

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil. 

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, 

( I love this) 

 

 



"Get your own dirt."

10 comments:

treesrgreen78 said...

I liked that one for sure.

TreesRGreen78

emabecmar said...

lol, that was good. (((hugs)))
Cindy

rayne1123 said...

thats great!

nelishianatl said...

One uppped by God.  As it should be.  I love it!
Nelishia
http://journals.aol.com/nelishianatl/WISHINGANDHOPING/

rbrown6172 said...

lol....i loved it!  :)
gina

lv2trnscrb said...

oh, I love this too!

betty

lsfp1960 said...

Very Good !!  I love it.   Linda  

queenb8261 said...

Good one.
barb  

valphish said...

lololol LOVED THIS! xox
http://journals.aol.com/valphish/ThereisaSeason

fasttrack58 said...

Ohhhhhhh....
too funny!
Linda :)