We recently changed our home number and now when I am on the computer my phone rings. Most of the time I don't answer it because if you really know me you would call my cell phone. Usually when the other phone rings it is someone from Hell...ie.. telemarketer or bill collector.
Any way my phone just rang and it is this idiot asking for Rick.
I tell him Rick is at work.
He says I will call back in thirty minutes.
Hello....I said he was at work!!!!
Well when will he be home?
I DON"T KNOW!! It is 9:30 in the morning and he is at work as in eight hours you stupid idiot...of course I didn't call him that...I was just thinking it.
He said okay I will call back in thirty minutes.
I said he won't be here
Where will he be? Idiot asks
Me: At work! I already told you
Idiot: Okay I will call back in an hour.
Me: Whatever and hung up
Notice to Idiot: Do not call me early in the morning before I have had the required two cups of coffee and ask for my husband who is at work so he can pay your sorry....
I gotta get more coffee...............................