Thursday, May 11, 2006

Idiot Alert

We recently changed our home number and now when I am on the computer my phone rings.  Most of the time I don't answer it because if you really know me you would call my cell phone.  Usually when the other phone rings it is someone from Hell...ie.. telemarketer or bill collector.

Any way my phone just rang and it is this idiot asking for Rick.

I tell him Rick is at work.

He says I will call back in thirty minutes.

Hello....I said he was at work!!!!

Well when will he be home?

I DON"T KNOW!! It is 9:30 in the morning and he is at work as in eight hours you stupid idiot...of course I didn't call him that...I was just thinking it.

He said okay I will call back in thirty minutes.

I said he won't be here

Where will he be? Idiot asks

Me:  At work!  I already told you

Idiot:  Okay I will call back in an hour.

Me: Whatever and hung up

Notice to Idiot:  Do not call me early in the morning before I have had the required two cups of coffee and ask for my husband who is at work so he can pay your sorry....

I gotta get more coffee...............................

9 comments:

mawmellow said...

Heyyyyyyyy.....can I talk to Rick ??? LOL couldn't resist !!  

stansgirl2004 said...

OMG same shit happens here they are usually looking for my father who gave out my # The phone starts ringing at 8 am and end at 9pm it drives me crazy I'm aiming to change the # real soon. Unplug the phone babe
Hugs, Marina

tpiez4me said...

Soooooooo.....where IS Rick??? LOL!!!!
Sharon - http://journals.aol.com/tpiez4me/CoastalComfort

inquestoftruth said...

I love my caller ID, baybeeee!  
~Meg

queenb8261 said...

I don't have ANY of your numbers!!!  How come? And if I call and ask for Rick, would you yell at me?   lolol  Oh by the way you asked what me what finger I am typing with.  My dr just (temp) made me a lefty, what finger do you think I am using. LOL Love ya Sis. Barb  

eternallife23 said...

I will call back in an hour. lol What a nut......
*Louise*

butterflies4me04 said...

LOL! OMG! You are too funny .... I just had to laugh ... what an idiot! :)

Theresa

mtrib2 said...

Some people just don't get it.    mark

bhbner2him said...

Why do they most always have to be smart asses?!!  Haven't they ever heard you catch more flies with honey?  When Pete goes without work for a while, I tell any that call that I have them scheduled for payment as soon as the money is there.  If they get smarty, I tell them that attitude will put you on the bottom of my list of bills to pay.  Still smarty?  You want to try for never getting pad??!!  And when the smarty ones want to know when Pete'll be home I tell them "When he gets here."  And then there are the ones you call to try to let them know something and they don't want to talk to you cause you ain't Pete.  (I pay all the bills in our home.)  I say, do you want to talk to Pete or do you want to get paid.....makes me no difference.  -  BArbara
http://journals.aol.com/bhbner2him/LifeFaithinCaneyhead/entries/1946