Friday, May 26, 2006

Now That Is Just Silly!!!!

I found this at Cyndys and decided to write my own version.  Caution....this could cause laughter and you should probably hold off drinking anything while reading and strap yourself into your computer seat.

Now without further ado.....  

What if these were actual sayings?

 CAT GOT YOUR _dead mouse?

CALL A SPADE A _gardening tool
CAME UP SMELLING LIKE a pile of money
 
MEN!  CAN'T LIVE WITH 'EM AND CAN'T LIVE WITH 'em . . .  but you got to to make the bills
CAN'T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE huge billboard signs
GIVE ME CASH ON THE Barrel on the table and in my wallet
I WAS SITTING IN THE CAT BIRD'S cage singing a song about how much the doggy was in the window
CATCH AS CATCH_ing a baseball and for Petes sake don't close your eyes!
HE'S LED A CHARMED bracelet...don't ask me I don't get it either! LOL
WHEN THE CHIPS ARE plain add some cheese dip
CLEAN AS A refrigerator after Lisa cleans it!
I went the doctor and he gave me a clean bill of fresh laundry and told me to call in sick to work for the rest of the year.
LET'S CLEAR THE country of people who don't like living here.
LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY'S CLIMBING ON THE walls and going crazy
CLOSE, BUT NO way Jose
SHE'S ON CLOUD#678
LET'S GO. THE COAST IS a great place to relax
COLD HANDS, WARM brownies
HE'S CAUGHT.  HIS GOOSE IS pregnant
SHE IS COOL AS A penguin in an ice storm
CRIME DOESN'T make you very poplular with the neighbors
HE'S TOO OLD TO CUT THE tags off the mattresses
Let'S CUT THROUGH ALLTHE                                          chocolate cake and have a party
CUT TO THE chase______________
HOME IS WHERE THE television IS.
HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN three moldy slices
HE'S MAKING MONEY HAND OVER table and under the table as well
HASTE MAKES mistakes
HE'S AFRAID OF HIS OWN reflection
HE WHO HESITATES IS still waiting around sitting in his robe drinking coffee and reading journals
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGHS didn't get the joke
IT'S SO QUIET YOU CAN HEAR A PIN falling
GET OFF YOUR HIGH and stop using drugs
HIS BARK IS WORSE THAN HIS growl
YOU HIT THE NAIL RIGHT ON your thumb
JUST HOLD YOUR bubblegum and I will take it away from you if you can't leave it in your mouth
HOLY Mole
THAT'S A dog___________ OF A DIFFERENT breed
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM pizzas with pepperoni and pineapple
HOW NOW BROWN bug
EVERYTHING HERE IS JUST HUNKYand fat
OKEY from Masoki
NEAT AS A room in Lindas house
NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF computers_
LIKE SEARCHING FOR A NEEDLE IN A my house...notice the Itallian accent?
NEVER A BORROWER NOR A __lender_Bagel
NEVER PUT OFF 'TILL TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN    DO next week
NO MAN IS AN perfect speciamen
NO NEWS IS GOOD for a while, but then it makes you wonder
NO USE BEATING A DEAD rat, just give it to the cat
NOSE TO THE right, your left is a sight
NOT WORTH A PLUG for a sink
NUTTY AS A FRUIT __loop
SAVE FOR A RAINY __and you won't use any
SAVED BY THE friends in Jland
I'M SCARED OUT OF MY socks
SELLING LIKE  __a hotdog vendor on a busy street
SHE'S IN SEVENTH ___grade again
HE'S GOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A _wallet______ AT.
SHARE AND SHARE __and there will soon be nothing there
WE'RE LIKE TWO SHIPS THAT PASS IN THE Titanic movie
HE'S SICK AS A drunk on Friday night
SILENCE IS boring
SINK OR wear floaties
I CAN'T DECIDE.  I'll HAVE TO __rest____________ ON IT.
THE BOY IS SMART AS A  _jackass_____________
HE'S A SNAKE IN THE ____zoo__________
SHE'S GOING TO SPILL THE __tea and then no one will come to her parties anymore___________
HE'S THE SPITTING kind like HIS FATHER.
 
IT'S LIKE TRYing TO FIT A SQUARE PEG IN A microwave oven
SNUG AS A ___hog_________ IN A __bog__________
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START FROM _Go and do not even think about collecting two hundred dollars!___________
SHE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY _underwear...Robin this one is for you LOL____________
HE IS A REAL STICK IN THE gum package______________
STILL WATERS RUN away
STICK TO YOUR _dog is a fun game to play
STUBBORN AS A repaired shoe that you used super glue on. (for Amanda)
STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS found
NOW YOU ARE COOKIN' WITH _utensils
IT'S NOW OR later
WHICH CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE ___chickens mom?
LET A SMILE BE YOUR _daily wear
IT'S A DOG'S _perogative to have multiple stuffed animals and your job to put them away._________
IT'S A DOG EAT DOG _food world
SMILE AND THE WORLD SMILES WITH YOU.  CRY AND YOU  will need alot of tissue.
 
Okay now it is official...you know I am crazy.  Love me anyway as I still love you! Barbara

6 comments:

bhbner2him said...

Well, now.....some of yours were actual improvements upon the original.  Some were funny.  And some were just down right strange.  -  Barbara

tpiez4me said...

For the most part, you're right on!
Sharon - http://journals.aol.com/tpiez4me/CoastalComfort

queenb8261 said...

That's funny.  Thanks for sharon.  LOL
Barb  

butterflies4me04 said...

This was cute!
My favorites were :
   "IT'S A DOG'S _perogative to have multiple stuffed animals and your job to put them away._________"  ..... this SO reminded me of you! :)

"SMILE AND THE WORLD SMILES WITH YOU.  CRY AND YOU  will need alot of tissue." ... I love this one!

Theresa

luddie343 said...

Hey Barb, these were hilarious, I laughed till I ___stopped laughing!  Huggies, Cathy

am4039 said...

lol your so funny.