Sunday, May 28, 2006

What? An Adlib I Did

Love and Marriage:
  • "If falling in love is anything like learning how to shave, I don't want to do it. It takes too long."
  • "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you convulse. That's why coffee and pizza are so popular."
  • "Love is crazy...but I still might try it sometime."
  • Kissing:
  • "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a silly boy, but just for a few hours."
  • How People In Love Act:
  • "Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing veils it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up."
  • "Many daters just eat brussel sprouts and pork fried rice and talk about love."

 

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Strategies For Making People Fall In Love With You:
  • "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of lima bean stores." 
  • "Shake your thighs and hope for the best."
  • "Don't do things like have ugly, blue belts. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." --
What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I Love You":
  • "The person is thinking: 'Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he laughs at least once a morning.'"
  • Titles of Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Loved One:
  • "'I Love Corndogs, I Like You!'"
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  • "'Honey, I Got Your Cute Belly Button and Your Blue Eyes On My Mind.'"

 

 

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6 comments:

butterflies4me04 said...

LOL! This was funyn as all get out! :) thanks for sharing!

Theresa

am4039 said...

funny stuff

queenb8261 said...

That's funny.
Barb

lsfp1960 said...

very sweet...Love is crazy !!    Linda in WA state

trickeytricky said...

Hey - no c.d. yet, I figure since it was a holiday weekend, it will come today. Unfortunately I will not know until I get home from work. Dang it. I can not wait! I am so friggin excited! ټ I've only peed my pants twice so far waiting for it.

I will let you know as soon as I can, don't worry! I love the country music so unless you sound like a dying seagull (which I highly doubt) I am sure I will luuuuuuvvvve it.

Take Care!

Amanda :)

mtrib2 said...

An interesting take on love.     I had 268 alerts and emails because I have not been on the computer.      I am trying to get around to people today.     I had a fall from a step ladder this week and landed on my back and head on a wooden floor with no tools under me.     I have been feeling it but am very fortunate.      I never want that to happen again.     mark