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Love and Marriage:

• "If falling in love is anything like learning how to shave, I don't want to do it. It takes too long."
• "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you convulse. That's why coffee and pizza are so popular."
• "Love is crazy...but I still might try it sometime."
• Kissing:
• "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a silly boy, but just for a few hours."
• How People In Love Act:
• "Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing veils it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up."
• "Many daters just eat brussel sprouts and pork fried rice and talk about love."

 

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Strategies For Making People Fall In Love With You:

• "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of lima bean stores." 
• "Shake your thighs and hope for the best."
• "Don't do things like have ugly, blue belts. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." --

What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I Love You":

• "The person is thinking: 'Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he laughs at least once a morning.'"
• Titles of Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Loved One:
• "'I Love Corndogs, I Like You!'"
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• "'Honey, I Got Your Cute Belly Button and Your Blue Eyes On My Mind.'"

 

 

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