Tuesday, July 4, 2006

Marriage Advice From Kids

Marriage Advice From Kids
                                                        
                                                            
(As answered by elementary school students)                    
                                                               
How Do You Decide Who To Marry?                                
                                                               
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if  you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
should keep the chips and dip coming.                     
- Alan, age 10                                                 
                                                               
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with.                              
- Kirsten, age 10                                              
                                                               
What is the Right Age To Get Married?                          
                                                               
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then!                                              
<FONTCOLOR=#FF00FF>- Camille, age 10                                              

                                                               
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.                                                      
- Freddie, age 6                                               
                                                               
How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?             
                                                               
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be     
yelling at the same kids.                                      
Derrick, age 8                                               
                                                               
What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?            
                                                               
Both don't want any more kids.                                
- Lori, age 8                                                  
                                                               
What Do Most People Do On A Date?                              
                                                               
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
long enough.                                                  
- Lynnette, age 8                                              
                                                               
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that   
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.  
- Martin, age 10                                               
                                                               
What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?       
                                                               
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the 
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead  
columns.                                                      
- Craig, age 9                                                 
                                                               
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?                               
                                                               
When they're rich.                                            
- Pam, age 7  smart little girl!                                                   
                                                               
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to   
mess with that.                                               
- Curt, age 7                                                  
                                                               
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should 
marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. 
- Howard, age 8                                                
                                                               
Is It Better To Be Single or Married?                          
                                                               
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone to clean up after them.                               
- Anita, age 9                                                 
                                                               
How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married? 
                                                               
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? 
- Kelvin, age 8                                                
                                                               
How Would You Make a Marriage Work?                            
                                                               
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a 
truck.                                                         
                                                               
- Ricky, age 10                                               

9 comments:

am4039 said...

lol funny stuff.

queenb8261 said...

Out of the mouth of babes, eh?
Barb  

ally123130585918 said...

Children say the funniest things ~ Ally

stansgirl2004 said...

I just love kids they are too funny
Hugs, Marina

lifes2odd said...

LOL!! Cute! :-)

rayne1123 said...

lol

lsfp1960 said...

very cute !!  Linda in Washington

butterflies4me04 said...

I remember this ... you e-mailed it to me back in January (I only remember becuase I kept the e-mail to show my friend Lisa who does have the internet)!

My favorite one is:
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that    
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.  
- Martin, age 10

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE that one :) I think about it all the time and tell people that! :)

Thanks for the great laugh as always!

Theresa

nana0014 said...

This was cute!
Take care, Chrissie