Friday, July 21, 2006

Real Newspaper Ads

 
http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk762YYUS 
REAL  NEWSPAPER  ADS
 
 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.  Hateful little dog.   Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE  PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND:  DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a  rat. Been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also, 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300  Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer  $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR  SALE.
WORN  ONCE  BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

AND THE  BEST  ONE:

FOR SALE BY  OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything

8 comments:

plieck30 said...

Oh these are some good ones. Paula

lv2trnscrb said...

I've seen these before; but they are so cute :)

betty

am4039 said...

those are all funny.

lsfp1960 said...

LOL those are good ones!   Linda in WA  

queenb8261 said...

Very cute!
Have a good weekend.
Barb  

radar446 said...

I choked a little on my dinner when I read the encyclopedia one.  Guess I can sell my set as well.

Greg

rayne1123 said...

these are great! i laughed at all of them..he wedding dress one i completley agree with and the one about the encyclopedias is great also

nana0014 said...

Those were cute.
Take care, Chrissie