Friday, August 4, 2006

That Bugs Me!!!!

Bugs....don't like em.  Not even a little bit...or should I say bite!

Noelle was stung on the foot by an ugly looking beetle and got me thinking about my own bug abuse.

Ants...always getting into Tinys kibbles.

Always coming in the electric plugs.

Bees...I swallowed one one time when it tried to drink a can of diet pepsi I left outside for a whole minute.

But the worst story was the day of the faded out blue jeans.

I use to hang my clothes out on a clothes line Rick built for me.

One day I hung a pair of old jeans on the line and never took them off.

I was looking out the window one day and thought...I think those pants might still fit me.  I am going to wear them today.

I went outside and bought them in.

I put in the left leg and then I put in the right.

I screamed bloody murder and bad words I had to fight.

My leg was on fire, I knew not why!

I threw off the pants and out a bunch of bees did fly.

I shook them out and out came two spiders that wiggled and jiggled inside em.

I got stung by all the bees and bit by the spiders too.

My leg was on fire and grew and grew and grew.

I went to the doctor, he gave me a shot.

A new pair of pants is what I did got!

So next time you wonder if those pants will still fit..

Throw them away so you won't get bit!

 

True story!  And one I will never forget.

Next time I will leave them on the line..you bet! 

13 comments:

nikg2005 said...

Love the impromptu poetry!  The bees wanted the jeans for themselves!

Back to beetle searching!

Nicole

randlprysock said...

Bugs suck.  Hugs,
Lisa

lsfp1960 said...

Oh my gosh...what an awful thing to happen.  I know you have to be careful with leaving soda cans outside, the bees are really attracted to soda.  I carried my can of Dr Pepper in & out of the house all afternoon, because I was sure if I left it unattended.....well, you know.    Linda in WA          http://journals.aol.com/lsfp1960/LindasWorld/




emabecmar said...

oh my how awful. forget the clothes line, i'll stick to the dryer. (((hugs)))
Cindy

rayne1123 said...

LOL THAT IS TOO FUNNY! I AM HAPPY THAT YOU ARE NOT ALLERGIC OR THAT STORY WOULD HAVE HAD A HORRIBLE ENDING!
TAKE CARE HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND

lifes2odd said...

Ouch! No fun at all!!

plieck30 said...

And don't even think of stinging scorpions. I got nailed drying my hands on a towel once. Paula

ally123130585918 said...

I don't like bugs either ~ but how awful for you to have swallowed one ~ Bees ~ Spiders in your faded blue jeans ~ I'll never in future take them off the line without checking them before wearing them lol ~ Ally

am4039 said...

ouch you poor thing, I hate hate hate bugs. THey get into Ozzie's bowl too. We had an exterminter (sp) come out and it seems a lot better.

lv2trnscrb said...

oh my gosh! That must have hurt!!! I liked how you made a cute story/rhyme about it any way, though.

have a great day :)

betty

magran42 said...

Sad story but your presentation sure made me laugh.  My son once stuck his foot into a workboot left on the porch overnight that was occupied by a hornet.  He stuck his foot in, wiggled his toes because he felt something and then pulled his foot out screaming.

queenb8261 said...

BZZZZZ  BzZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZ
Well, what kind of comment did you expect from the QUEEN B
LOL Sorry you got stung!
Hugs, Barb

nelishianatl said...

This story had me laughing and I wondered how long those pants had been out there, days, weeks, a month? Shake first, then wear.  So cute how you told it.  Dr. Seuss meets Animal Planet.  So sorry you were bit like that.  Traumatizing to imagine all of that crawling out of the leg of your pants!
Nelishia
http://journals.aol.com/nelishianatl/Wishingandhoping,prayingandbelieving/