Monday, June 12, 2006

Buckle Up! Some Bumper Stickers For Krissy

Krissy was asking about bumper stickers...how about these?

You're driving a car not a phone booth!

Don't believe everything you think!

My Other Car Is a Broom!

Dog is My Copilot!

I Embarass My Offspring!

I Have No Idea Where I Am Going!

Work Harder!  Millions On Welfare Need You!

What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It Is All About?

Keep Honking!  I'm Reloading!

Yes This Is My Truck and No I Won't Help You Move!

Lord, Help Me Be The Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

Are You Drunk Or Just ON your Cell Phone?

Honk, If Parts Fall Off!

Drive Carefully!  90% of all people are caused by accidents!

Honk If You Are Elvis!

Got Duct Tape?

Any Chance I Can Keep The Epidural Going Until The Baby Graduates?

Moms Rock!

Whenever I Feel Blue I Start Breathing Again!

I Left The Womb For This!

Make Yourself At Home- clean my Kitchen (magnet)

My Kids Think I Am An ATM Machine!

Raising Teenagers Is LIke Nailing Jello To A Tree!

Give A Man A Fish and You Feed Him For A Day.

Teach A Man To Fish And YOu Can Get Rid Of Him For The Weekend!

Horn Broken...Watch For Finger!

Don't Tailgate Me Or I'll Flick A Booger ON Your Windshield!

Your Child May Be An Honor Student.. But You Drive Like An Idiot!

Give Me Coffee And NO One Gets Hurt!

And My Favorite....

Jesus Is Coming!  Look Busy!!!

Have A Wonderful Day And Smile Along The Way!

Barbara

   

 

11 comments:

fasttrack58 said...

I had the Scotty beam me up sticker on my car in college...
Too funny!!
Linda :)
Did ya know it's my bday today!!!!! lol...

trickeytricky said...

HeHeHe, too funny, as always. I had a sticker on my car for the longest time that read, "If you get any closer I will flick a booger on your windshield." I only did it once. :-D Now I just have my Terrorist Hunting Permit on there. . . ah yes, I am a redneck.

Amanda :)
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hadonfield78 said...

How about this one ????

"As a matter of fact, I do own the road"

am4039 said...

great bumper stickers

lsfp1960 said...

The "Honor Student" ones make me laugh.  How about "My Son Was Prisioner of the Month At ______ Penitentiary."   Now don't get me wrong my son has never even been in jail...I just saw this once on the back of a truck.   Linda in WA

ally123130585918 said...

They are all good but I really do like the first one ~ Ally

nolefan38 said...

Loved the bumper stickers......lolol
                    Sherry@>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

queenb8261 said...

HANG UP AND DRIVE!!!!  That's the one I want
Hugs, Barb  

bhbner2him said...

I like the one about parts falling off.  Would be popular with rednecks.  _  bArbara

valphish said...

Oh, these are HILARIOUS!!  I like the last one the best, too! LOL  Oh, I HATE people on cell phones, so I liked you are not driving a phone booth, too.   I am going to send this to Krissy.  Take care, love! xox
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butterflies4me04 said...

LOL I loved these .... great just great

theresa