A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager, "Got any fresh fruit?""No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. We only have canned and dry goods."
The next day, the duck returns.
"Got any fresh fruit?"
"No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor."
On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any fresh fruit?"
Friday, June 23, 2006
DUCK!!!
Duck Joke
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You're on a roll.
Barb
That's a good one !! Linda in sunny, breezy & warm Washington
That's a good one !! Linda in sunny, breezy & warm Washington
lol..very funny..it sounds like something bob would do
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha .......
Linda :)
These jokes were all SO funny!! I especially like the one with the beans -- can you imagine! LOL!!
Martha :-)
funny jokes
Loved all of the jokes especially the Duck lol ~ Allu
LOL .... what a smart duck for thinking to ask about the nails first .....
theresa
Hehehee, because I am not the brightest crayon in the box I had to go back and read that a second time because I got to the end with this feeling, "I don't get it. . . . . ."
Oh goodness.
Amanda :)
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