Friday, June 23, 2006

DUCK!!!

Duck Joke
       A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager, "Got any fresh fruit?"

       "No."

       "Got any fresh vegetables?"

       "No. We only have canned and dry goods."

       The next day, the duck returns.

       "Got any fresh fruit?"

       "No."

       "Got any fresh vegetables?"

       "No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor."

       On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"

       "No."

       "Got any fresh fruit?"

10 comments:

queenb8261 said...

You're on a roll.
Barb  

lsfp1960 said...

That's a good one !!  Linda in sunny, breezy & warm Washington

lsfp1960 said...

That's a good one !!  Linda in sunny, breezy & warm Washington

rayne1123 said...

lol..very funny..it sounds like something bob would do

fasttrack58 said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha .......
Linda :)

lifes2odd said...

These jokes were all SO funny!! I especially like the one with the beans -- can you imagine! LOL!!
Martha :-)

am4039 said...

funny jokes

ally123130585918 said...

Loved all of the jokes especially the Duck lol ~ Allu

butterflies4me04 said...

LOL .... what a smart duck for thinking to ask about the nails first .....

theresa

trickeytricky said...

Hehehee, because I am not the brightest crayon in the box I had to go back and read that a second time because I got to the end with this feeling, "I don't get it. . . . . ."

Oh goodness.

Amanda :)
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