Friday, June 23, 2006

Don't Drink And Drive!

THE SOBRIETY TEST
        A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
 

        The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
 

        "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
 

        I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
 

        "Well, then we need a urine sample."
 

        "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
 

        "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
 

        "I can't do that, officer."
 

        "Why not?"
 

        "Because I'm drunk."

8 comments:

queenb8261 said...

LOL
Barb

sharonna1955 said...

where do you get this funny stuff

lsfp1960 said...

Ok...that guy must really be drunk to give such a stupid answer.  Linda in WA

rayne1123 said...

lol  once again you made a funny


mawmellow said...

lol can't believe i didn't see that one coming !!!

butterflies4me04 said...

LOL .... I was waiting for him to say he was disabled! :)

Theresa

trickeytricky said...

HaHaHaHa - see now that one I got on the first go around. :-D

Amanda :)
http://journals.aol.com/trickeytricky/CountryMyKindaLivin

mtrib2 said...

:-)  mark