A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
Friday, June 23, 2006
Don't Drink And Drive!
THE SOBRIETY TEST
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8 comments:
LOL
Barb
where do you get this funny stuff
Ok...that guy must really be drunk to give such a stupid answer. Linda in WA
lol once again you made a funny
lol can't believe i didn't see that one coming !!!
LOL .... I was waiting for him to say he was disabled! :)
Theresa
HaHaHaHa - see now that one I got on the first go around. :-D
Amanda :)
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:-) mark
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