Friday, June 23, 2006

Don't Drink And Drive!

        A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

        The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

        "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

        I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

        "Well, then we need a urine sample."

        "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."

        "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

        "I can't do that, officer."

        "Why not?"

        "Because I'm drunk."


queenb8261 said...


sharonna1955 said...

where do you get this funny stuff

lsfp1960 said...

Ok...that guy must really be drunk to give such a stupid answer.  Linda in WA

rayne1123 said...

lol  once again you made a funny

mawmellow said...

lol can't believe i didn't see that one coming !!!

butterflies4me04 said...

LOL .... I was waiting for him to say he was disabled! :)


trickeytricky said...

HaHaHaHa - see now that one I got on the first go around. :-D

Amanda :)

mtrib2 said...

:-)  mark