The young man from Texas A&M came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
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A Texas State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-20.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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A man in Tyler had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded,
"When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back!
I never did understand it either
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15 comments:
those were all so funny and the poem you wrote about friends was precious indeed! Thanks for being my friend; like I think I've said before, its an honor to call you "friend"
hope you are doing okay; I know lots of heavy thinking going through your mind
betty
Great stuff !! Thanks for the chuckle ....Linda in WA
hee hee hee...I love flares.
Hmmm, wonder if the wife would like a dozen flares sent to her at work? Might have to look into that.
Greg
One time a couple were looking at a mobile home on a lot in Jourdanton to buy from John. The young lady kept asking me if the flares stayed. I didn't know what in the world she was talking about. She finally said the flares in the yard. Oh yes they stay. DUH! Paula
Great jokes and a lovely poem,
Kate.
http://journals.aol.co.uk/bobandkate/AnAnalysisofLife/
Loved the poem ~ Jokes are funny ~ Ally
Oh duh, I got it. LOL. I am so slow. Musta read it to fast the first time.
Hi Barbara!! Love the poem!! I am slow and have to think about the first joke. LOL.
Hugs,
Lisa
No I'm laughing next to you!!!!
Linda :)
You making fun of Texas or something????!!!!!!! LOL That's okay. We're tough enough we can laugh at ourselves. ;o) - Barbara
thanks for the laughs, lol good stuff.
I got no ID either. LOLOLOL
Huggies. Barb
Those were cute. Thanks for sharing. I'm grateful to have a friend in you too.
Take care, Chrissie
Barbara, it was so surreal to read those great jokes, then absorb the serious beauty in the poem you wrote with such heart. A wonderful mixture of laughs, then tender smiles. You have an abundance of true friends! Cathy http://journals.aol.com/luddie343/DARETOTHINK/
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