Wednesday, July 26, 2006

ASK ME A QUESTION...I'll TELL YOU NO LIES

Peter Peter pumpkin eater

Had a wife and couldn't keep her

Put her in a pumpkin shell

And there she went to

Hello operator give me number nine

And if you disconnect me I'll kick your big

Behind the refrigeator there was a piece of glass

Sally slipped upon it and fell on her great big

Ask me no more questions

Tell me no more lies

The boys are in the bathroom

Pulling down their

Flys are in the city

Bees are in the park

The boys and girls are kissing in the D A R K darkdarkdark.

Ok go ahead shoot...Ask me anything your heart desires.....

Barbara

 

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

How old were you when you lost your virginity and were you married at the time?

Anonymous said...

I remember that little rhyme! :)

Theresa

Anonymous said...

Where do you come up with these things, I never heard that but its cute. Paula

Anonymous said...

Well this was indeed the most enjoyable stuff I've read all day!  With each line I wasn't sure what was going to be said next.  I can remember singing this kind of thing in the car while clapping hands and my parents rolling their eyes.  LOL! Hugs,
Lisa  

Anonymous said...

Hey Barbara,
This is kinda a personal question, did you choose just to have one child or did you want more and just couldn't have them? Just wondered some people choose one child others want a big family. You're so sweet you seem like you would have been a great mom for a big family.
Then if you could travel anywhere in the world for free and do whatever you wanted, where would that be and what would you do?
Take care, Chrissie

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh, I just read Robin's question!!!! I will do one not quite so daring. Do you remember what the first order was that you took at the restaurant you used to work for?

betty

Anonymous said...

okay; another one: When did you accept Jesus as your Savior?

betty

Anonymous said...

I sang that number a little differently it went something like this - - Miss Suzie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell TOOT TOOT, Miss Suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to HELLo operator give me number 9 if you disconnect me I'll chop off your behind the refridgerator there was a piece of glass Miss Suzie feel upon it and broker her little ask me  . . . blah blah and so on.

Oh well . . .

Q. If you were stuck in the movie ground hog day, what day of your life would you want to have to live over and over and over and over and over and over?

Amanda :)
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Anonymous said...

Love Robins questions. Ok, If you could change one thing about Rick what would it be and why?

Anonymous said...

Linda's question to Barbara; If you could live anywhere in the whole wide world, where would that be?   Linda in WA        

Anonymous said...

Now I'm scared to see some of the answers.

Anonymous said...

Were you born & raised in the town you are now? If you could spend a day with any person, dead or alive (the dead one would be alive if this scenario played out)who would it be? If a record producer said you need to move to Nashville to get your music career off the ground, but there is a slight chance it won't work out, would you go? Would Rick pack up and go with you?  (I've got a million of em but am toooo tired to go on).
I believe that God put on  Earth to accomplish a certain number of things.  Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.  
Love ya, Barb  

Anonymous said...

Were you born & raised in the town you are now? If you could spend a day with any person, dead or alive (the dead one would be alive if this scenario played out)who would it be? If a record producer said you need to move to Nashville to get your music career off the ground, but there is a slight chance it won't work out, would you go? Would Rick pack up and go with you?  (I've got a million of em but am toooo tired to go on).
I believe that God put on  Earth to accomplish a certain number of things.  Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.  
Love ya, Barb