Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
BLM
11 comments:
VERY GOOD !! I wonder if Lipton employees do take coffee breaks ? How can we find out?
Linda in WA
Barbara you are so funny, lol I love the Lipton question, Hope your weekend goes well, Love Ya Lisa
Those are just too funny! I like the Lipton one (I wonder if they do!) and the seashell one. Keep 'em comin!
Annie =)
These were smile worthy and I appreciated them. They were right on time for me. Thanks.
Nelishia
http:journals.aol.com/nelishianatl/WISHINGANDHOPING/
Interesting and most thoughtful questions.
: ) Lisa
Hmmmmmmmmm I wanna know about that sponge thing too!
these were great, Barbara!! Makes you wonder about some of them, LOL
betty
I must admit I had wondered about some of them things myself lol ~ Ally
What IS this stuff living up there in that brain of yours lol? Love it xoxo CATHY
I love these!! I especially like the one about the sponges in the ocean!
Martha :-)
those are so funny, thanks for the laugh.
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