Monday, April 10, 2006


Butt Surgery

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."


inquestoftruth said...

but....when HE kisses her, he's kissing his own butt.....  lol

tpiez4me said...

How terrible for look like her hubby's "ass"!!!
Sharon -

lsfp1960 said...

An oldie but goodie !!!  LOL   Linda in Washington

am4039 said...

lol funny thanks for sharing. Hope you had a good Monday.

trickeytricky said...

AH hahahaha! That was a good one.

Amanda :)

mindercella33 said...

OMG, lmao, everyone in J-Land is on a roll today. good one.

butterflies4me04 said...

OMG! That was so freaking funny! I thought I was going to fall off my chair! That is good, thanks for sharing!


queenb8261 said...

Been missing you. Hope all is well.
Hugs, Barb  

mtrib2 said...

They must be a close family.  lol   My trench idea under my new addition filled with water from the ground.   I will form an indentation for more crawl space and fill it from dirt from the sides and cover it with plastic.  It is only a several foot area.   I think I knew that would happen and now I know.   I have 2 new entries in my journal of Salty and Ferne Clyfee.   mark