Thursday, April 20, 2006

Have You Heard?

This One?

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.

In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The
contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it,
and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP! "In the second room she told the
painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote
this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled
"GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said
nothing.

In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm
rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window,
opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side
up'?"

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes
laying sod across the street."

 

 

How about this?

yourphoto on line.

Okay seeing if this works. brb! Barbara

7 comments:

queenb8261 said...

Ha ha ha ha.....on both counts!!!! Hugs Sis!  Barb

am4039 said...

lol funny stuff.

am4039 said...

I look just like the picture, could be my twin.

mikev009 said...

lol that was good.  ~ Mike

stansgirl2004 said...

I love that I have to share this
LMAO Hugs, Marina

randlprysock said...

That is soooooo funny!  LOL. LMBO
Hugs,
Lisa

mtrib2 said...

I visited the photo place and liked that my teeth were whiter in the photo.     The blonde jokes never cease.    Salty is in his new pen and I can see him through the window laying on the grass.    No more chain for him.    I finally got the gate made yesterday and will have a photo of the pen soon.     mark