Monday, April 10, 2006

Some People Just Shouldn't Drive

Air Freshener

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches a 'blonde lady' driver.

"Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."

9 comments:

mawmellow said...

LOL...you're on a roll this afternoon !

tpiez4me said...

Sad....but I work with that lady!!!! LOL
Sharon - journals.aol.com/tpiez4me/CoastalComfort

mikev009 said...

LOL.  That was good.  ~ Mike

lsfp1960 said...

I resemble that remark.....LOL.   Blonde Linda in Washington state

am4039 said...

lol never heard that one.

trickeytricky said...

Girl . . . a blonde joke is always a good chuckle . . .

Never heard that one before, kudos to you.

Amanda :)
http://journals.aol.com/trickeytricky/CountryMyKindaLivin

butterflies4me04 said...

Oh man, that was too funny! :) A blonde joke, when are they not ever funny?

Theresa

queenb8261 said...

I have my own story of why I shouldn't' be driving.  It's on my list of  "entries to share".  LOL Barb  

mtrib2 said...

That is a new one for me.    mark