Monday, April 24, 2006

Rocketman Rules

 

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

 I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

 Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill
them.

 I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.      

 

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
        

Ever get the feeling that your stuff struted off without you?                               

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

 NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

 God must love stupid people; He made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
                                                               
 

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

 Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

 Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew up.

Procrastinate Now!

 I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With
That?
                                      

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

 Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!



They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 
                                                                                                  

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
commitment for a pig.

 The trouble with life is there's no background! music.

 The original point and click interface was a Smith and
Wesson.

 I smile because I don't know what the heck is going
on.

               

                              

10 comments:

sylviam4000 said...

Tee hee hee - you make me giggle. Thanks.
Sylvia xx
http://journals.aol.co.uk/sylviam4000/YeOldeEnglishPosy/

lifes2odd said...

ROFL :-)

rocketman685434 said...

Thankyou for the mention i'm highly honoured lol.

bhbner2him said...

Delightfully funny!  And the previous entry too!  -  Barbara

tpiez4me said...

I love these each and everytime I read them.  I so resemble some of them!
Sharon - http://journals.aol.com/tpiez4me/CoastalComfort

mtrib2 said...

V funny!   mark

am4039 said...

lol you are way to funny. love you

queenb8261 said...

My motto:I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Good stuff.  Hugs, Barb http://journals.aol.com/queenb8261/DiaryofaMadwoman/

butterflies4me04 said...

all of those were really good, thanks for sharing!

Theresa

fasttrack58 said...

All so true!!
Out of my mind,  back in five minutes... is hanging in my kitchen.
Linda :)