Thursday, April 20, 2006

More? More? Redneck Application

It does LOL

Now let's see if you are a Redneck  Here's my application and answers. I had to add in some of my own answers.

Redneck applicationRedneck Application Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Last name: _______My Friends know it_________

 First name:Barbara

[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

 

 Age: __29__ (if unsure, guess) Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None If Rick gets lucky

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

 Pretty sure they are both the same

Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Nope not here...cashier Spouse's Name: ____Rick

 

 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________

3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

Lover's Name: __________________________

2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:Husband

 [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: _0__ Number of children living in shed: _0__ Number of children that are yours: __0_ Mother's Name: ___Shirley__

 Father's Name: ____Bob____

 Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

 If you obtained a higher education what was your major?

 [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

college

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?Own a house

 Vehicles you own and where you keep them: __4_

Total number of vehicles you own

 

 1 Number of vehicles that still crank

 __10_ Number of vehicles in front yard

 _0__ Number of vehicles in back yard

 __1_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin _25_____

(If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin ?

 [_] Yes [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ kitchen _2___ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse _2___ shed ____ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: _1967

 194_

Do you have a gun rack? [X_] Yes [_] No;

If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

 [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest

 [_] Rifle and Shotgun

[X_] Bassmasters

 __o_ Number of times you've seen a UFO _o__ Number of times you've seen Elvis __o_ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

 [X_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable How many teeth in YOUR mouth?

_too many to count__

Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A

White

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

 [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile

[_] 2 miles

 [X_] don't know  

Guess I'm not a Redneck cept for the car lot

.How bout You?

6 comments:

queenb8261 said...

Guess I'm not either.  Hmmm. But I do have some relatives (by marriage)that could apply.  LOL
Barb  

am4039 said...

lol funny stuff you redneck.

inquestoftruth said...

I should copy that for the official application here....  (almost not joking)
~Meg

stansgirl2004 said...

You are too much
luv ya! Hugs, Marina

fasttrack58 said...

Did ya see my redneck entry...
Linda :)
http://journals.aol.com/fasttrack58/FootprintsintheSand/entries/2649

tpiez4me said...

rofl
Sharon -