It does LOL
Now let's see if you are a Redneck Here's my application and answers. I had to add in some of my own answers.
Redneck applicationRedneck Application Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Last name: _______My Friends know it_________
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: __29__ (if unsure, guess) Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None If Rick gets lucky
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Pretty sure they are both the same
Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Nope not here...cashier Spouse's Name: ____Rick
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:Husband
[_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet
Number of children living in household: _0__ Number of children living in shed: _0__ Number of children that are yours: __0_ Mother's Name: ___Shirley__
Father's Name: ____Bob____
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?Own a house
Vehicles you own and where you keep them: __4_
Total number of vehicles you own
1 Number of vehicles that still crank
__10_ Number of vehicles in front yard
_0__ Number of vehicles in back yard
__1_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Age you started drivin _25_____
(If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin ?
[_] Yes [_] No)
Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ kitchen _2___ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse _2___ shed ____ pawnshop
Model and year of your pickup: _1967
Do you have a gun rack? [X_] Yes [_] No;
If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun
__o_ Number of times you've seen a UFO _o__ Number of times you've seen Elvis __o_ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[X_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable How many teeth in YOUR mouth?
_too many to count__
Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal
How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[X_] don't know
Guess I'm not a Redneck cept for the car lot
.How bout You?