House cleaning who needs it? So I took Pictures INstead

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I don't do windows because ...

I love birds

and don't want one to run into a clean window

and get hurt.

Besides that who wants to climb up a ladder when you can lay down and read a book?

I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest

will slip and get hurt

then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)

Besides that I got one of those new mops and can't afford the cleaning pads that you have to buy to use them.

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

and they agree with everything I say.

And most of them live under my bed and are holding my photo albums together.



I don't disturb cobwebs because ...

I want every creature

to have a home of their own.

Who else is gonna eat the mosquitos that sneak into the house when someone named Rick leaves the door open.

I don't Spring Clean because ..

I love all the seasons

and don't want the others

to get jealous

Really!  I promised Fall Spring and Winter I wasn't gonna play favorites!



I don't pull weeds

in the garden because ..

I don't want to get

in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer!

Have you actually looked at some of the beautiful flowers that grow on weeds?



I don't put things away because ...

My husband

will never be able

to find them again. 

We still don't know where his socks are from the last time I cleaned not to mention the remote control. We actually have to get up and walk three steps to the television now.


 

I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because ..

I don't want my guests

to stress out over what

to make when

they invite me

over for dinner. 

And I don't want to outdo my son Eric the chef.  He went to school to learn this.  I think I should get something out of the hundreds of dollars it cost to send him, not to mention the fact that he has moved out on his own.  He better be making me something fantastic when he visits!


  

I don't iron because ... 
  
I choose to believe them

when they say "Permanent Press".

And I can't find my iron.  Plus a dryer is faster and you don't have to wait for it to heat up.




I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities

die young

and I want to stick around

and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

So everyone can take care of me in my old age





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