Monday, April 10, 2006

What?

Growing Old

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.

Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"

George replied, "God and me are very close. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great, but I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?"

Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL,  that was a good one !! Linda in Washington

Anonymous said...

I just heard this one and it is so funny.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Girl, you are killing me with laughter . . .

If Mike ever starts pissing in the fridge we are going to have major issues in our house.

Amanda :)
http://journals.aol.com/trickeytricky/CountryMyKindaLivin

Anonymous said...

this is too funny!  

Anonymous said...

Oh my, are you trying to kill us? That was funny as all get out! :)

Theresa

Anonymous said...

Thelma wondered why there was so much condensation gathered in the bottom of her Frigidaire.  LOLOL Ewwwww.
Hugs, Barb  

Anonymous said...

Too funny!!!
Linda :)

Anonymous said...

It sounds like all the lights are on at George's house but no one is home.   mark