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Confessions Of An Angel Waitress
Which Do You Want To Hear?
Comment from: rayne1123
"please share the one in the library! noelle
For you Noelle
This one is kinda hard to tell without you hearing my accent but here goes
I called the library and used a different accent.
Library: Public Library how can I help you?
Me: Yes I would like to know if I can get a library card.
L: Yes ma'am all you need is a valid drivers license..
Me: (interupting_ ) I don't drive car! I just want to read the books!
L: Yes ma'am well if you have a electric bill..
Me:(I) What I need the electricity for I want to read the books! I no have electricity. I am just moving here and not have money for the lights. I read books outside in the sunlight.
L: Well do you have some form of identification to prove you are who you are?
M: What you mean? Who else would I be? Another person calling to pretend I was me? All I want to do is read the books! I don't want to drive I don't need no lights !
L: Well ma'am until we can give you a card you are more than welcome to come here and read at the library.
M: Why because you not sure I am me?
L: yes ma'am we have to have something..like maybe a visa or green card.
M" I am American! I just want to read the books!
L: Well i am sorry ma'am but until then...
M: Do you have any books on sex?
L: Um well yeah..
M: Well last night Herbert said he was gettin tired of the military position and I should get some books to learn new positions.
L: Well we do have some books like that here
M: With pictures?
L: Um yeah
M: Well if I can only read them there can I bring Herbert in and try them out in a back room somewhere?
Me Losing it now and laughing hysterically
L: Barbara is this you?
M" How come my name always comes up first?
And that my dear friends to make a long story short is the April Fools Day joke I played on Miss April at the Library!