Friday, March 31, 2006

April Fools Day~ Dairy Queen for Annie
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A comment has been posted to the Journal:
Confessions Of An Angel Waitress
Which Do You Want To Hear?
Comment from: krspkrmmom
"I want to hear about all of them, but start with the DQ one!

Annie =)"
Okay Annie=)" Here you go!
Dairy Queen
Last year I called up Dairy Queen on April Fools Day.
DQ:  Hello thank you for calling Dairy Queen can I help you?
Me:  Yes, I would like to order a pepperoni pizza
DQ:  Maam this is Dairy Queen, we sell hamburgers here.  We don't sell pizza
Me:  I know where I am calling, what do you think I am a moron?
DQ: Um no, but you asked to order a pepperoni pizza.
Me:  I know what I ordered, what do you think I am a moron?
DQ:  No maam but we don't sell pizza here
Me:  You don't?  I just saw a commercial on television saying that you do.
DQ:  Really?  I wonder when we started doing that?
Me:  Well can I order a large to go?
DQ:  Well I don't think we sell pizza here...let me ask my manager can you hold?
ME:  Sure, I'll Wait.
DQ:  Hey Mike do we sell pepperoni here?
Manager Mike in the background:  No you stupid moron that must be an April Fools Day joke.
DQ:  Are you sure Mike?  She said she saw on Television that we do, some kind of commmercial or something she saw.
DQ:  Um maam, is this an April Fools Day joke?
Me:  Yeah and to think you were the one who thought I was a moron! LOLOLOL
DQ:  Well so, you want to order a hamburger?
Me:  No, oh and one more thing
DQ:  Yes maam?
Me:APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!! BYE!!!
DQ:  Well thanks for calling Dairy Queen have a nice day! 
Out there somewhere is a DQ dude wondering if maybe other DQ do sell pepperoni pizza HAHAHAHa
Mean but fun! Barbara


queenb8261 said...

Excellent! I think I'll call our McDonald's and pull that one. The people at that store NEVER get our order right.b  
How about the one where the telemarketer calls & a person answers, pretending to be the head detective at the crime scene.  Asking the telemarketer all kinds of incriminating questions.  Directing pretend CSIs not to contaminate the scene, step over the blood etc.  I'm ready to do this one!  LOL

lv2trnscrb said...

I'm not going to tell this one to Matt because I know he would pull it. That is sooo funny! I can't wait to hear what you do this year.


randlprysock said...

Funneeeee!  Lol!  I LOVE DQ burgers and DQ bars and those star things on sticks and the peanut buster parfait... and okay, don't even get me started. LOL.  This would only happen in Florida but we actually have a DQ here that doesn't sell any hot food, only ice cream.  That is one reason I should someday think about moving north again.  Sigh.  Happy April Fool's Day and try to steer clear of all those pranks.  Have a great weekend Barbara!  Hugs and more Hugs,

lsfp1960 said...

I was need to go to the "Naughty Corner."   Linda

krspkrmmom said...

LMAO--that was good.  Too bad we don't have a DQ here.

Annie =)

butterflies4me04 said...

Ahhhhhh! That was great! That had me laughing! Good one! What a dork!


am4039 said...

lol that is great, you are way to funny.