Okay Betty this is for you. The answer to your Monday morning question:
April Fools Day is my most favorite day of the year. Last year alone this is what I did.
I went to the post office to get my mail. And as I walked over to my mailbox I said in a loud voice."Eww gross!"
I walked over to the counter and told Ginger our mail person that next to my mailbox someone had thrown up. She got this disgusted look on her face and said, " Oh great!"
I said yeah you are going to need a mop and some kind of disinfectant because there is a big mess.
She sighed and said, "I am the only one that is here today so I guess I will have to be the one to clean it up."
I said, "yeah you better before someone falls down in it."
I said "it is pretty chunky, looks like whoever did it had beans and corn for lunch"
She started looking paler by the minute.
As I was leaving and she was headed for the cleaning supplys I replied over my shoulder...oh and Ginger...
She said, what?
I said April Fools!!!!! and ran out the door.
But I heard her exclaim as I closed the door to leave.
"OH Thank God!"
Want to hear another one?
I got over twenty people that day!