Sunday, January 29, 2006

Okay I Refuse To Let A Moron Make Me Angry So Here ya Go!

THE BLONDE AND THE LORD



A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut

in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE  ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward, and said,


"IS THAT YOU LORD?"

The voice replied,

"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."

There.....now I feel better! Barbara 

6 comments:

jckfrstross said...

LOL good one

Deb

lv2trnscrb said...

great joke!!

betty

terra19728 said...

You just have to love a good blonde joke!

Terra

mtrib2 said...

funny     mark

fasttrack58 said...

Oh my gosh... too funny!
Linda :)

zosche973 said...

That was GREAT! ~Diane~