Saturday, January 7, 2006

Speaking of Funny Signs....

SIGNS OF THE TIMES

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."


On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:

"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."


On a Septic Tank Truck sign:

"We're #1 in the #2 business."


At a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your visit please back in."


On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."


On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."


Pizza Shop Slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout"


On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"


At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."


In a Nonsmoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."


At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."


On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."


At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."


In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


At a Propane Filling Station,

"Thank heaven for little grills."


And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."



Life Happens!Barbara

10 comments:

lv2trnscrb said...

These were too funny! Definitely worth printing out and sharing

thanks

betty

queenb8261 said...

How about the sign that said, "POLICE TOLIET STOLEN; COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON" or the No Trespassing sign that said "NO TRESPASSING  VIOLATERS WILL BE SHOT   SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!"
:)  Barb  

jckfrstross said...

LOL to funny

Deb

stansgirl2004 said...

LOL thanks for the laugh
Hugs, Marina

sglanden3 said...

just got a chance to read them ,day's been busy ,and my home town Pats have a play off game tonight ,family game and poker night. im excited. just wanted to let you know i loved the post.

robinngabster said...

You silly girl!

trickeytricky said...

Hehehe... how silly!!

Not kidding.. the salesmen, and dog food one really made me chuckle out loud. Thanks for the laugh!!

Amanda :-P
http://journals.aol.com/trickeytricky/CountryMyKindaLivin

randlprysock said...

These are funny!  LMBO!  Hugs,
Lisa
: )

mtrib2 said...

Funny.   mark

blondepennierae said...

Thanks for the laugh!  It made my morning, Pennie