Monday, January 30, 2006

Only a Texan

  Only a Texan could think of this .... from the County  comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Bandera, Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
   He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left.  At last, the parking lot was empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Texan. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy "


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lv2trnscrb said...

oh my gosh! took me awhile to get this, but LOL!


am4039 said...

lol oh my

fasttrack58 said...

Too funny!!
Linda :)

mtrib2 said...

I thought it was a joke, but it is a true story?   Was it in the newspaper?   mark

shadierush said...

I've been reading you journal for a while now and just wanted to tell you I've really enjoyed it. And this was SO FUNNY!

randlprysock said...

That was a funny one!!  Is it true?  Hugs,

zosche973 said...

Funny, but I'm wondering if it was true? ~Diane~