Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Blame

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT

Let's see if I understand
how the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

Your family blames the tobacco company.



If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

You blame television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.


I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.


So, if I die while my old, wrinkled behind is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates

Barbara

4 comments:

kiplingcrissy said...

I will be sure to blame ole bill- do I get a cut on the millions Mr Bill will have to dish  out when your family sues?
Cristina
http://journals.aol.com/kiplingcrissy/singlemomsjourney

The link that I had put in my journal for the new Journal was missing a -.
Heres the right one:
http://journals.aol.com/kiplingcrissy/J-LandsHomeJourney

kiplingcrissy said...

Its me again! My mind is so lost.
I screwed up the link yet again.  Let me do this REAL SLOW.
http://journals.aol.com/kiplingcrissy/J-LandsHomeJournal
Cristina

stansgirl2004 said...

Yeah the world is nuts now a days
hugs, Marina

lv2trnscrb said...

everyone wants to blame someone other than themselves these days. sad world, huh?

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