Tuesday, November 22, 2005

My unclePregnant Turkey

My uncle sent this to Me:

                 PREGNANT TURKEY;


One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the t
raditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store.  When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, andre-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the
oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed," Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying
news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Happy Thanksgiving yall pass the gravy!!!

Barbara

 

 

 

 

 

 




 

 

5 comments:

lv2trnscrb said...

This is too funny! What a prankster your mom was... I wonder if your aunt ever looked at turkeys the same after that Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving to you!

betty

kiplingcrissy said...

That is so funny! I would have never even thought up an idea that good. It is one to file for future reference!
Cristina
http://journals.aol.com/kiplingcrissy/singlemomsjourney

bhbner2him said...

ROFL!  I cannot believe anyone ever fell for that!  Too cute!  Have a Happy Thanksgiving!  Glad you could come by and visit Caneyhead.  Stop by any ole time.  Barbara

stansgirl2004 said...

ROFLMAO I gotta try that trick
That was awesome!!
LOL Hugs, Marina

mtrib2 said...

No doubt it was a Tom-Turkey also.  lol  mark