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Three Wise Women

WHAT would have happened if it had been three wise women who visited the baby Jesus instead of three wise men? They would have asked directions, gotten there early, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought practical gifts.

A Saucy Reply

A MAN’S dentures were bothering him. They had become all pitted and scarred. “What have you been eating?” asked his dentist.

“Hollandaise sauce,” the man replied. “And no matter what you say, I’m not giving it up.”

“Okay,” the dentist said. “I’ll make you new plates out of chrome. Everyone knows that there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.”

Staying Ahead of the Weather

AN OLD-TIMER walked into town each morning to buy a newspaper at the general store. One morning, the proprietor warned him that there was a blizzard predicted for the following day. “In that case,” said the old-timer, “I’d better buy two papers—I might not be able to make it into town tomorrow.”

Let it Hay, Let it Hay...

LACK OF SNOW doesn’t keep some folks from building big round characters in their yards.

Did You Ever Wonder...

WHY is it that doctors call what they do practice? in the case of mine we know the answer since he gave me an antibotic I was allergic too...da

Where do forest rangers go when they want to get away from it all?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?