TWO COWBOYS met at a cattle auction. “Howdy, pardner,” said the first cowboy. “My name is Tex.”
“Well, howdy,” said the other. “Are you from Texas?”
“No, I’m from Louisiana,” the first answered. “But what cowboy wants to be called Louise?”Simmer Down
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
Okay I guess since I have to be at work at 8 am I better go to bed. I'll be back!!!! Barbara